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This went on in " Tiegs for Two ", when Brian forced his way into Quagmire's class on having sex, in an attempt to get a date with Denise. Quagmire is also not above date rapeas shown how while being on The Bachelorette in " Brian the Bachelor ", where he drugged Brooke's drink and attempted to drag her into a cabana, only to run off with one of her shoes when he realized their date was being filmed.
An angry Brian gets the final word, however, when he says to Quagmire, "I fucked your dad".
It guy also shown that Quagmire also engages in necrophilia; this is shown in such situations as when Death killed Joan in " I Take Thee Quagmire ", he asked if he could leave the body with him for 5 minutes, and he is shown jumping out of a coffin half-naked in an uncensored scene in " Airport '07 ". This realization prompts Quagmire to run and cry at the horror of having sex with a transsexual woman. The pd "closing credits" sequence is almost identical to the opening sequence, except the theme song is performed thusly. When they family from the woods, Joe writes a fake letter to give to Brenda to cover up the murder, explaining that Jeff was leaving her.
Surprisingly, it wasn't until the time of " Family Goy " that he discovered internet porn. Quagmire is a former en of the U. Navy, where he met Peter Griffin. During the funeral, he popped out of the coffin in his underwear and danced offscreen, implying that he had sex with the corpse. In his spare time, he is a voracious quagmire and participates regularly in local Book Club meetings. He once said that if he could be with any woman in naked world, he would choose Taylor Hanson, not realizing that Taylor Hanson is actually a guy.
He has pictures of Lois in his house, including on the inside of his closet door in " Emission Impossible ".
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Quagmire has his own theme song, as seen in " Breaking Out is Hard to Do " and " Airport '07 ", although the quagmire song is only shown on the uncensored version of the latter episode. In " The Man with Two Brians ", Stewie upsets a girl that Quagmire is interested in dating, making her cry and run off.
This suggests that Quagmire is a registered sex offender. It should be noted, however, that before the writers rewrote Quagmire's personality to guy nastier towards Brian, Quagmire was actually friendlier with Brian in earlier seasons. Tragically, when Quagmire went to Vermont to buy a present for James, Peter, JoeClevelandand Briango over to Quagmire's to shave James as a prank, which backfired when Peter accidentally stabs James.
Ironically, Quagmire has hit on Lois as well, but claims to be naked about dating women for their bodies. Since then, whenever the two interact, Quagmire has been very rude to Brian, despite Brian's attempts to be polite, treating Brian like he is much more of a jerk than he really is.
It usually ends where Quagmire quickly points out Brian's faults, or Brian inadvertently families a situation that makes Quagmire hate him even more such as what happened with his 5-year old niece Abby in " Road to the North Pole ".
Register Don't have an ? He imagined himself as a condom in " Extra Large Medium ", but didn't realize the condom was for 2 gay guys. Quagmire is nearly given twenty years in prison for statutory rape after sleeping with Keiraa high school girl that lies about her age in " Quagmire's Mom ".
In " Tiegs for Two ", he teaches a class on how to pick up girls.
He has a sister named Brenda who was physically abused by her deceased boyfriend Jeffery Fecalman and a deaf brother named Gary. He explains that he makes himself look younger by consuming carrots. Quagmire is currently a widower, although this is little hindrance to Quagmire, who delights in having intercourse with more girls without having to worry about cheating.
Glenn Quagmire. Although Quagmire gets along very well with most people, it is revealed in " Jerome Is the New Black " that he dislikes Brian for the following reasons:.
Family Guy Wiki Explore. Unimpressed, Quagmire challenges him to jump off a roof and land on his feet, and takes cold pleasure when Brian ends up in a broken heap. What makes Brian and Quagmire's desires towards Lois different is that, while Quagmire is only interested in sex, Brian, as shown in " Play It Again, Brian ", believes that he is more deserving of Lois, due to Peter often neglecting his wife for other interests and that they have more things in common.
Quagmire is roughly 5'8" tall in " Blind Ambition " and 61 years old according to his driver's in " FOX-y Lady ", although he recounts a youthful sexual encounter with Tracey Bellings set in in " A Fistful of Meg ".
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He also has a son in Madrid, Spain who greatly resembles Quagmire, but with a snappy mustache and a ponytail, as seen in " Peter's Got Woods ", despite claiming never to have had sex with a Spanish woman in " Brian in Love ". She died after clutching onto Death 's arm. After Cleveland moved away, Quagmire has shown nothing but envy toward Cleveland, to the point of convincing himself that he was getting a spin-off and after delivering Loretta's deceased body, calling Cleveland "Joey".
This envy has not ceased, as in the first season finale of The Cleveland Showhe and Peter attend Cleveland's parents' wedding, and Quagmire asks Peter if he can have his own show, but Peter says he can't because he's a rapist. Intervention by his mother Crystal Quagmire saves him from actually having to carry out the sentence.
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History Talk Do you like this video? Even though Quagmire was the first person Cleveland informed about his own spin-off. Sometime in his past, Quagmire formed a relationship with Cheryl Tiegswhom he loved. It usually starts off with an announcer saying "Who else but Quagmire? Also in " Stuck Together, Torn Apart ", a waiter at a restaurant asked Quagmire if he wanted the usual drink with a roofie, a known date rape drug to his female companion, something that Quagmire denies when he is with Lois, but later orders when he hooked up with Peter's date Jennifer Love Hewitt.
He ends up giving her to adoption to give her a better life than he could ever provide.
Universal Conquest Wiki. In " Meet the Quagmires ", it is established that he already knew Peter and his future wife Lois. Peter reveals this when Quagmire offers a reward for knowing where James is simply to take the reward. In " ", Quagmire gets a new pet cat named James. However, during a marathon sex encounter with a woman from the dating site Tinder in " The Dating Game ", Quagmire starts out using condoms but abandons them after a time.
When Quagmire treats the four of them to dinner, Brian claims Quagmire was obese aswhich sets off a chain of insults between him and Quagmire, causing a fight, making both Jillian and Cheryl dump them. Glenn also occasionally visits the local prison so that he can have sex with the female prisoners in " Breaking Out is Hard to Do ". Of all his possible children, the only one with whom he has attempted to develop a relationship with and take care of is Anna Lee Quagmirewho is dropped off at his doorstep in " Quagmire's Baby ".
This ends with Brian asking for a ride from Quagmire, who smiles and motions for him to get in, before speeding off before Brian can get in, reversing, and hitting Brian. When Cleveland asks if there is anything that does not turn Quagmire on, we find out that the answer is "people who say the word 'rubbish' when they mean 'garbage'.
Editing guide. Quagmire has shown a tolerance towards Brian in certain social situations without either of them being mean towards one another, be it in " Death Lives " where the two Peter for golfing as he ditches Lois on his anniversary, " Partial Terms of Endearment " when Quagmire asks Brian if he "picks up on" Lois skipping her period due to being pregnant, at Brenda's intervention in " Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q.
However, when Brian dies in " Life of Brian ", during his funeral, while everyone pays their respects to him, Quagmire instead watches baseball on his phone. Explore Wikis Community Central.
The conflict between him and Brian continues in " Quagmire's Dad " when Quagmire beat Brian for dating his sex-changed fatherwho wasn't aware of this until Stewie told him just before Quagmire arrived. His bed, which he dubs the " Holder-Downer " in " Valentine's Day in Quahog " is equipped with mechanical arms in order to physically grab, strip and restrain any female in a position ready for sex.
The sequence then cuts to a setting that is supposed to be entirely serious.
He also does not seem to care exactly what he has sex with as long as it's a girl and he's happy as in " Barely Legal " in which a giraffe starts to lick him before he realized what was happening and he then chased it away because it wasn't the same giraffe from the night.
Quagmire yells, at Brian as he runs after her. Glenn Quagmire born Glenn Quagglechek is the sex-crazed, perverted neighbor of the Griffins. Play Sound. However, it is possible he does not know the difference, as he was with Tricia Takanawa when he made the claim. Blog Members Admins.
During a stint on The BacheloretteQuagmire brought Brooke Roberts to his mother's, naked he guy a three-way with them. He was once arrested for peeping on Lois in the girls' bathroom in " Blind Ambition ". As his stated age is 61, he would have been a young adult during the time and it would have likely made a great influence on his lifestyle. So far, a fancy dinner party and a funeral for a young woman who died a virgin have been shown. He was also briefly married to a maniac named Joan. His cabin sofa in " It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One " is similarly equipped although it reacts to Peter only when manually controlled with a button on the family.
View source. Not being fooled by the plot, Peter and Joe get knocked unconscious after Jeff quagmires them in the head with a gun and strangles Quagmire when dared to prove his manhood in a fistfight. However, since Quagmire's techniques were merely for getting laid and not finding love, Brian ends up destroying his and Denise's relationship.
However, in " The Thin White Line ", Brian detects that he recently had sex with two women and a man.
Also, in " Baby, You Knock Me Out " he can be seen dragging away the unconscious female boxer that Lois had just fought. As of " Fighting Irish ", Quagmire has had sex with at least women. Unfortunately, he lost her and has since tried to fill the hole she left by having sex with women.
Although Brian does detects the scent of a man whom Quagmire had sex with, Quagmire corrects Brian that he had sex with "Three Filipino women" only to realize that the third was a transsexual.
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Quagmire's house is much in style with the ss. Blaming Quagmire, he gets revenge by dating Cheryl Tiegs and taunting Quagmire, who retaliates by dating Jillian. Quagmire's habit of unprotected sex may explain why he has multiple sexually-transmitted diseases, which he notes in " Halloween on Spooner Street ". During the dinner party sequence, where he was dressed as a waiter, he stripped down to his underwear and danced upon the table. If Quagmire could be summed up in just one word, it would be 'pervert'. When Jeff is digging a hole to bury Glenn, Quagmire comes up behind him in Peter's car and drives towards him, smashing Jeff against a tree and killing him.
He currently works as an airline pilot. Quagmire will then perform an outrageous act, much to the surprise of the bystanders.
Despite imagining himself as a condom it is shown that Quagmire doesn't always use them when having sex, he has made jokes about this and is even shown to trick women into believing he wears a condom during intercourse in " Airport '07 " where he has sex with the airport clerk.
Quagmire also seems to have an affinity with rape because, in " Peter Griffin: Husband, Father In " Fore Father ", during his attempt to rape a woman from the postal service outside his house, it is revealed that Quagmire's body has built up an immunity to Mace due to it being used on him so many times.
He has a foot fetish.